Man, we just spent like, the last hour trying to decide on how Hai’s hair should look. Leslie would send me something and I would be like, “Nope, do it over again.” And this would repeat for infinity until we finally decided on something and uploaded it. Like, that was seriously the only thing preventing us from uploading it any earlier. I’m pretty sure Leslie hates me now, but shiiit, man, she has NO idea how tough my job is. If only she could appreciate how hard it is to reject the artwork she just spent days working on! PS I’m kidding Leslie oh god please put down knife jesus christ there’s blood everywhere why did you do that auuuggghhhhh

So yeah! Meet our two new side-characters: Derrick and Hai. They’re pretty bad mother-dudes and you’ll be seeing a decent amount of them. Who are they? Where did they come from? How does Dan know them? And will Rinnie ever get her purse back? You’ll just have to keep reading to find out! Not now, though, later, because this is all we got.

But in the meantime, check out this awesome fanart by our Bedhead bro, Jonathan Tiu! Why are they wrestlers? Who cares! It’s cool!

Tune in next week for the funniest and cutest strip of Blaster Nation yet, when Kim dies from rabies and I lose all grasp of the appropriate adjectives to use in describing such scenarios.