ONE OF YOU COMMENTORS TOTALLY CALLED IT

Also holy shit was this page a pain in the ass. You probably noticed that this page is about 20 hours late, and believe me, it took almost all of those 20 hours to finish this thing up. I'm so sorry that I keep writing scenes that take place in cities or inside stores with lots of shit, Leslie, I don't know how you put up with this shit. Flat-coloring is a huge pain for me, but Leslie, she has to draw and shade all this shit. Luckily, our good friend Nalem (WHO'S RUNNING A KICKSTARTER THAT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SUPPORT) showed Leslie some awesome shading techniques that saved her a ton of time, so thank you for that, Nalem!

Also, thank YOU guys for all the amazing birthday wishes! You're all really great, y'know that? I love you guys. You all helped make this the best 26th birthday ever! Well, maybe second best, I got Kirby Superstar for my ninth birthday. But it's still up there! Especially since I got Mario 3D World and the new 3DS Zelda, and let me tell you, they are FANTASTIC. Leslie and I blasted through six worlds in Mario together and had the time of our lives, and oh my god I can't believe how great this new Zelda is. It's so...PURE in it's Zeldaness, like the purest Zelda of its series. I'm at dungeon 3 and I already have bombs, a hookshot, swimming gear, power bracelet, three magical rods, everything that would take you a full modern Zelda game to get. It's so weird and refreshing to have all this shit at the beginning, and now I can just explore and do great dungeons in any order I want and oh my god I love it. And oh man, Nintendo has really been stepping up in the music department. Zelda's great, but Mario 3D World? First time in YEARS that I've ever let the game just sit there so I can listen to those tunes. Those tunes are SO good. LISTEN TO THIS SHIT MAN

Anyways, sorry for the wait! Hope this page was worth it! We'll see you on Wednesday!