AS OF DECEMBER 14TH, WE ARE OFFICIALLY MR. AND MRS. BROWN

Which is kinda lame because Ortego is a WAY cooler last name than Brown, but hey, at least people will stop misspelling Leslie's name and assuming she's Spanish. 

But yeah! So we're getting married this week! It's pretty neat! We're just having a small little wedding at the justice of the peace here, but Leslie's parents (who are seriously the nicest, most wonderful people I've ever met) are sending us ON A CRUISE! A CRUISE, MAN! As soon as the wedding's over, Leslie and I are shuffling out on a boat and we'll be out on the ocean for the entire week! We'll be taking a submarine tour, we'll be exploring ruins, WE'LL BE ON A FUCKIN' CRUISE BOAT, MAN! This is seriously something I never thought we'd ever be able to do, EVER. But it's happening and we're getting married and it's going to be AMAZING!

We'll be back on the 19th with a million pictures to show everyone! This is probably going to be our first and only convention where we're also not trying to sell people stuff, so you better believe we're going to savor it! No internet, no drawing, nothin'! When we get back, not only will we get right back to updating BN, but we'll also unleash the Fifth Year Anniversary Blaster Nation Holiday Synchtube Marathon! It was a huge hit last year and it'll be even bigger this year! We get to come back from a goddamn honeymoon cruise and then celebrate Christmas with you guys! We are seriously the luckiest married couple in the world. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

See you guys in five days! We'll miss you all!