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Alright, so do you remember all those times I kept saying "oh man we got this super awesome thing lined up for you guys but it's a HUGE SECRET and I can't tell you anything about it"? Well, forget about those times. We're through with secrets. You and me? We're gonna share EVERYTHING together. Starting with two INCREDIBLY AWESOME announcements!
Okay, first announcement! If you're offended by sexy things, you better close out of this tab because you are clearly at the wrong site.
BLASTER NATION IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE A NEW COMIC FOR SLIPSHINE.NET!
Josh Lesnick, ruler of Slipshine and a personal idol of mine since I was a young lad, recently sent a call out for some original short comics to be posted on his site. Now, for those who don't know or haven't clicked the link yet and immediately gotten fired by your boss and/or parents, Slipshine is a site for adult webcomics. So naturally, we had to create our own because you know how much Leslie and I love porn.
So we're proud to introduce The Rock Cocks, a sexy rock duo with dreams of making it big in the music industry! On lead guitar and vocals, we have the fohawked bomshell Suria, who's bursting with energy and lacking in inhibition! Manning the drums and providing back-up vocals is the quiet giant Steg, who's fairly large and intimidating but is really just a huge softie! The two of them will be starring in their own comic focusing on the aftermath of one of their first bar-room concerts. Leslie and I have worked tirelessly on the world of The Rock Cocks, and it's a world packed with energy, nudity, colorful characters and steamy situations! Will this world be expanded on after this short comic? Boy, we hope so! We've got a lot of stuff planned for these two, but for now, let's just see where the tourbus takes us.
Our second big announcement?
LESLIE AND I WILL BE DOING AN INTERVIEW WITH THE WEBCAST BEACON LIVE ON JULY 22ND, 12 PM CENTRAL!
Sorry for the all-caps and huge text, we're just REALLY excited about it! Go click the link within that big hunk of text and check those guys out! It's our first ever interview with anyone! I'm a little uncertain as to how it will go, but I know Fes of Fesworks will be hosting the interview with Kelly Turnbull of Manly Guys Doing Manly Things as co-host. Antares, our glorious Hiveworks leader, should also be there with us, so you can all make fun of his hilariously dorky voice just like we will! This is going to be so fucking cool, and we can't wait for you guys to hear us! Seriously, Leslie has the cutest voice ever, and me? My voice is a goddamn deli specializing in beefcake. It's going to be loads of fun, so you better tune in! Of course, if you miss the live show then you can still catch the recording of it later so it's no biggie.
God, it feels so good to be out of secrets now. Are you pumped up? I'm pumped as hell! I'm going to go pump something RIGHT NOW! See you on Sunday, WHICH AGAIN IS THE INTERVIEW DAY!