And because it's midnight, we can't play it. 

 

Y'see, if you're unfamiliar with Animal Crossing, everything runs in real-time. Every store and every neighbor has their own store. They also have to sleep at some point. So starting up a new game at midnight? Pointless. POINTLESS. I'M NOT HAVING MY MAYOR CEREMONY AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT, DAMMIT. So we'll just have to wait until the morning.

 

...WELP, GOOD NIGHT.