I HOPE THE WHOLE WORLD HAD A HAPPY AMERICA DAY

I've been writing out as far ahead on this chapter as I can. Honestly, I forgot how much fun it was to write Ash and her mom. You guys are really going to love how the rest of this chapter plays out. Hell, we might need to force them into more chapters later on. 

I actually had the day off today, which was pretty nice. Then I had to go and spend it watching a montage of the absolute worst moments of DarkSidePhil's playthroughs of MGS2 and 3, nearly 4 hours of the most depressing, enraging, and embarassing gameplay I have ever seen on the internet. I'm actually kind of glad we missed out on ScrewAttack, seeing as Phil was actually there and competing in the Iron Man of Gaming. Seriously, at least from what I've seen of Pewdiepie, that guy can at least play games on a competent level. Phil can't even do that and is just as loud, obnoxious, and immature. There is nothing redeemable about this man. Like, fuck, I know the Angry Video Game Nerd found a goldmine when he acted ridiculously mad about video games, but what he did right was that he acted that way towards mostly bad games. DarkSidePhil basically tries to do the same thing, except without any of the actual effort Rolfe puts in his videos, and he does it with games that are mostly revered as classics. Fuck, watch the videos I linked if you can stand it, just do yourself a favor and mute the audio whenever a woman appears on screen. You'll save yourself a lot of second-hand embarassment.

I should really get started on doing my own LPs. DSP makes it clear that fucking anyone can do them. But until then, see you on Sunday!