So Leslie and I had a pretty exciting weekend.

Leslie has this really stupid creepy Ninja Turtles toy that she's tortured me with for years. The thing looks so goddamn disgruntled. It just sits there, staring at you.

Anyways, this turtle's shell opens up to reveal a mini Ninja Turtle lair. Leslie grabbed it one day, opened it up, and joked that one day, I should put an engagement ring in there and propose to her with this dumbass turtle thing.

Little did she know that a week prior to this joke, I had went out and bought an engagement ring.

Another week had passed since that joke.

She never saw it coming.

I think we now hold the record for dumbest marriage proposal ever.

Leslie and I are getting married December 14th. God help us all.

SEE YOU ON FRIDAY